Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn’t come means you are fucked up.
Intrebare: Ce fac oltenii cand au auzit ca vine Piturca antrenor la Craiova?
Raspuns: Isi inchid cazinourile.
REBUS:
Bula rebusist sta pe o banca. La un moment dat un alt rebusist il intreaba:
– Organ genital la femei ?.
Bula intreaba:
– Orizontal sau vertical?
– Orizontal !
– “Gura”, zice Bula.
Care este asemanarea dintre moldoveni si calculatooate:
Moldovenii isi zic: IBM o bieri mei…