I was standing at a bar and this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
He says “No, why the fuck you ask me that? Is it because I Chinese ?
“No”, I said, “It’s because you’re
drinking my beer, you little prick.”!