In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
In Soviet Russia, television watches you!
In Soviet Russia, laws break you!
In Soviet Russia gifts open you!
In Soviet Russia, radios listen to you!
In Soviet Russia, presidents assassinate you!
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches you!
In Soviet Russia, Party finds you!
In Soviet Russia, baby aborts you!
In Soviet Russia, cow tips you!
In Soviet Russia, bong hits you!
In Soviet Russia, remote controls you!
In Soviet Russia, weight gains you!