How to use the “Fuck” word:
1. Dismay: Oh, fuck it.
2. Agression: Fuck you.
3. Passive: Fuck me.
4. Command: Go fuck yourself.
5. Incompetence: He’s a fuck-up.
6. Laziness: He’s a fuck-off.
7. Ignorance: He’s a fucking jerk.
8. Trouble: I guess I’m fucked now.
9. Confusion: What the fuck.
10. Despair: Fucked again.
11. Philosophical: Who gives a fuck?
12. Denial: You ain’t fucking me.
13. Rebellion: Fuck the world.
14. Annoyance: Don’t fuck with me!
15. Encouragement: Keep on fucking!
16. Etiquette: Pass the fucking salt.
17. Fraud: I got fucked by my insurance agent.
18. Difficulty: I can’t understand this fucking business.
19. Identification: Who the fuck are you?
20. Ugliness: You’re a dumb looking fuck.
21. Agreement: You’re fucking all right.
22. Benevolence: Don’t do me any fucking favour.