Piranda da divort.
-De ce divortezi pirando?
-Pai dom’ judecator, ma f*te-n ureche!
-Cum mai tigane ? Ai tiganca frumoasa, zdravana si tu … in ureche?
-Sa moara mama dom’ judecator daca e adevarat! Eu vreau sa-i dau muie, da’ daca ea intoarce capu’!