In acesti baieti se ascunde o fata .Daca o gasesti in 25 sec max da pe verde
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Putin si Medvedev stau de vorba.
– Trebuie sa desfiintam fusurile astea orare, creeaza numai probleme, spune Putin.
– De ce? – intreaba Medvedev
– Sun la Beijing sa-i felicit de ziua nationala, si-mi spun ca e maine , sun la Varsovia sa exprim condoleante si-mi spun ca avionul inca n-a decolat…

Se plimba 2 furnici pe o motocicleta mare si zice una:
-Baaaa , piua ca mia intrat un gandac in ochi.

Daca il gasiti pe N in coloana asta in max 25 sec da pe verde.
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Intre baieti se ascunde o fata…daca o gasesti in 6 secunde, da verde!
boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, Justin Bieber, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy,,boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy, boy,

Un tip la un magazin zice:
-Ba carei cel mai tare de aci?
Se ridica unu si zice:
-Eu!
-Da carei al doilea cel mai tare?
Se ridica unu si cica:
-Eu ma!
-Cine se pune cu noi trei?

-Cine te dai ma?
-Sefu lumii botezat primaru basescu care dupa a fost botezat ionel care a batut boxerii care a batut primaru care a fascut karate boxking si tai kundo si bat pe toata lumea.
-??????????

E bula la spital si vine nevasta si zice bula:
-Ma cand am fost batut ai fost langa mine.
-Da.
-Cand sa intamplat acidentul ai fost langa mine nu?
-Da!!!!
-Iesi de aci ca imi aduci ghinion.

culmea furatului:sa iti furi rufele de pe sarma.
culmea furatului2:sa te mai dai si in judecata.

Dragi mioritici.Va iubesc si mia placut pe acest site.Da din pacate trebuie se plec.
-Ma duc pan la colt sa beau o bere.

Daca esti destept si gasesti pe”o” in coloana asta da pe minus.

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Mai demult am descoperit un sapun care curata 0,1 la suta dintre bacterii.Ma gandesc sa vand secretul celor de la detool

E bula si strula la scoala si ii zice bula lu strula :
-Ma dute du la blonda aceea apetisanta si ardeo.
-K ma duc
Se duce ala o arde si vine peste 2 ore.
-C e a fost ma acolo?
-MAMA pai stai sa vezi prima data neam dezbracat apoi am etc……………………………………….
-Da cum ai facut?
-Pai mam dus la ea si iam zis hei frumoaso si ea mia zis oo ce dragutz.Si iam zis asta vino la ora de ars si ia a venit si am facut da intainte iam zis dacai libera intre 1 si 2 picioare.
Se duce bula si face ce zice si cand sai zica dacai libera intre 1 si 2 picioare i se pare ca suna urat si zice.
-Esti libere intre 8 si 10?
-Paianjan e mama ta.

E un RockStar la primul concert si ala plin de emotii incepe:
-Ochi tai caaaaa sunt ca niste niste bucati de stele iar cand ma uit la tine parca lumea see opreste la mine tm tm tm tmtmtmtmtm etc
Concertul iese super.
Si zice unu din spatele lui vezi tiam zis ca vei face bine
-Mersi doamne ca mai ajutat
-Nu sunt doamne.Eu sunt ingerul tau.
La care ala il ia de aripa si il streobeste cu un pumn imesc si zice:
-Unde naiba ai fost cand mam casatorit.

E alinutza la doctor si ii zice:
-Doctore sunt bolnava mereu cnad inghit ceva numi mai place si vomit ce sa fac?
-Hmm pai dute si adu putina mancare aci.
Se duce aia si aduce
-Deci ce trebuie facut?
-Pai vas sugera sa nu mai mancati mancare facuta de sotul dumneavoastra.Mai ales ca e alcoolist