A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks,“Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you’ve got here?” “Sorry sir,” the owner responds, “but, we’re all full.” “Aw, please I really need some poon tang!” And the owner awnswers, “Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom.” “Whatever,” the man answers quickly and races upstairs.
A few hours later the man comes down and says ”WOW“Wow, that was great. She didin’t even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?” And the owner answers, “Respect for the dead.”
Un tip intra intr-un bordel si ii spune patronului:
– As dori una dintre cele mai bune fete pe care le ai.
Patronul ii spune:
– Ne pare rau domnule, dar toate fetele sunt ocupate.
– Off… Nu se poate, chiar am nevoie de o fata.
– Pai …. Ar fi o fata disponibila, dar cand intri la ea trebuie sa iti pui acest prezervativ negru.
– Nicio problema, spuse tipul si urca in camera.
Dupa cateva ore tipul coboara si ii spune patronului:
– Wow! A fost minunat. Cea mai buna partida de sex din viata mea. Tipa a stat cum am vrut eu si nu s-a plans deloc. Dar totusi de ce a trebuit sa port prezervativul negru?
– Din respect pentru cei morti!